Fight or Flight: I Choose Snacks - Unisex T-Shirt

$14.50
When life hits fight-or-flight, this duck hits “order sushi.” This soft unisex tee features a chubby ninja Pekin duck proudly proving that flying is optional when snacks are involved.

Perfect for anxious overthinkers, chaos gremlins, and anyone who copes with stress using sarcasm and carbs instead of cardio. Wear it to the gym, don’t work out, and go straight to dinner.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) for a soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch

4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-to-shoulder taped for comfort and durability

Unisex fit that’s comfortable and flattering on most body types

Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and can appear a bit see-through in lighter colors or bright lighting—size and color accordingly if you like a more opaque look
When life hits fight-or-flight, this duck hits “order sushi.” This soft unisex tee features a chubby ninja Pekin duck proudly proving that flying is optional when snacks are involved.

Perfect for anxious overthinkers, chaos gremlins, and anyone who copes with stress using sarcasm and carbs instead of cardio. Wear it to the gym, don’t work out, and go straight to dinner.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) for a soft, lightweight feel with the right amount of stretch

4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-to-shoulder taped for comfort and durability

Unisex fit that’s comfortable and flattering on most body types

Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and can appear a bit see-through in lighter colors or bright lighting—size and color accordingly if you like a more opaque look