Caffeine Container: Functional Disaster Edition

from $6.50
This little duck is holding it together about as well as you are.
Our “Functional disaster” mug is perfect for the mornings when you are technically awake, spiritually offline, and relying on caffeine to keep the whole operation running.
Fill it up and let the frazzled duck do the oversharing for you while you focus on not quitting everything before 9 a.m.

Great for coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you mostly functional

Available in 12, 15, and 20 oz so you can pick your required dosage level

Sturdy ceramic with a glossy finish that survives dishwashers, microwaves, and mild life crises

Perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone whose job title might as well be “professional problem juggler”
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This little duck is holding it together about as well as you are.
Our “Functional disaster” mug is perfect for the mornings when you are technically awake, spiritually offline, and relying on caffeine to keep the whole operation running.
Fill it up and let the frazzled duck do the oversharing for you while you focus on not quitting everything before 9 a.m.

Great for coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you mostly functional

Available in 12, 15, and 20 oz so you can pick your required dosage level

Sturdy ceramic with a glossy finish that survives dishwashers, microwaves, and mild life crises

Perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone whose job title might as well be “professional problem juggler”