Productivity Powered by Panic

$22.50
This mug tells the truth your planner pretends not to see.
“Productivity powered by panic and caffeine” sits front and center over a frazzled little duck clutching its coffee like a life raft, perfectly capturing that specific flavor of “I am stressed, but I will get this done.”
It is the ideal companion for chaotic workdays, looming deadlines, and anyone whose motivation shows up fifteen minutes after their anxiety.

Great for home, office, or your “do not schedule meetings before this is empty” mug

A+ gift for overachievers, procrastinators, and functional disasters

• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe
This mug tells the truth your planner pretends not to see.
“Productivity powered by panic and caffeine” sits front and center over a frazzled little duck clutching its coffee like a life raft, perfectly capturing that specific flavor of “I am stressed, but I will get this done.”
It is the ideal companion for chaotic workdays, looming deadlines, and anyone whose motivation shows up fifteen minutes after their anxiety.

Great for home, office, or your “do not schedule meetings before this is empty” mug

A+ gift for overachievers, procrastinators, and functional disasters

• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe