The Coffee Effect

from $7.50
This mug perfectly captures your daily transformation from “barely sentient swamp creature” to “suspiciously functional adult.”
One side features a disheveled, done-with-everything duck labeled “Before Coffee,” and the other side shows the same duck suddenly bright, put together, and terrifyingly optimistic with “After Coffee.”
It is the ideal mug for anyone whose entire personality reboot depends on that first sip.

Available in 11, 15, and 20 oz so you can pick your required dosage

Great for home, office, or reminding coworkers not to talk to you yet

Makes an easy gift for the chronically tired and the coffee-dependent
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This mug perfectly captures your daily transformation from “barely sentient swamp creature” to “suspiciously functional adult.”
One side features a disheveled, done-with-everything duck labeled “Before Coffee,” and the other side shows the same duck suddenly bright, put together, and terrifyingly optimistic with “After Coffee.”
It is the ideal mug for anyone whose entire personality reboot depends on that first sip.

Available in 11, 15, and 20 oz so you can pick your required dosage

Great for home, office, or reminding coworkers not to talk to you yet

Makes an easy gift for the chronically tired and the coffee-dependent